Title: Sex Kills!
Author: CK
E-MAIL: leavey@prodigy.net
WEBPAGE:www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/3734
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Spenderfic, Spender/Krycek
DISCLAIMER: 1013 please don't take my house!
SPOILERS: Not a one!
SUMMARY: There is no such thing as safe sex with Krycek!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I know I know I can't help myself!


(1) "Aaaaaaaaaa!" 

"Alex, Alex, are you okay?" Spender asked to the man
lying on his stomach. This latest orgasm had come after
a marathon session of sex and seemed to knock his 
partner completely unconscious. Rolling Alex onto his 
back, Spender's eyes widened in shock and surprise. 
Alex's face looked strange. (3) The color was odd.
 
Oh shit, thought Spender, Alex is having a heart attack. 
"Damn I'm good." he said aloud before he caught himself.
 
"C. P. R. , C.P.R. , C.P.R." he muttered. "Oh crap, 
I can't remember. Five or six chest compressions? Oh hell, 
what was it!  Five! Yes, there were only five."
 
(4) He wondered why there were only five? Six would
 have been much more effective, in his opinion. Two 
breaths and five compressions. Okay. I can do this.
 
As Spender lowered his mouth to Alex, he noticed a 
small twitch, a convulsion. (5) It reminded him of 
something but he wasn't sure what.  There it was again.
 
"Stop!" Spender yelled out. He realized it was only Alex 
shaking with laughter at his twisted little prank. "You jerk, 
I thought you were really dying on me!" 

Alex smiled a devilishly beautiful grin and said 
" You ain't *THAT* good, Jeff!" 

The End!